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Twenty years old. Belfast. Northern Ireland.

larryandziam-infinitely:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

I SANG THIS

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listoflifehacks:

listoflifehacks:

epicwumbology:

listoflifehacks:

au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I swear people who follow listoflifehacks will be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse

And there’s more where that came from

I can’t believe that i learn more survival skills from tumblr instead of school

Always another ListOfLifeHacks where that came from

You can even use tampons to survive

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pivtl:

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

fuck

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Andrea Greb, You Are Not Blair Waldorf  (via yasodhara)

slow clap this out.

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Just because two people are capable of deeply hurting each other over and over again does not make them passionate, star-crossed lovers. It makes them two people who keep doing terrible things to each other. Someone’s ability to make you completely and utterly soul-crushingly miserable does not mean they are a soul mate with some deep insight into your psyche. They are just someone who is really good at making you unhappy.
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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

(via the-pretty-fucked-up-girl)

supreme-pug:

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?

THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD

(via ridinghi)

irnpatience:

this video was everything i hoped for and more

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via epic-humor)

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